Last month the UN conducted a world-wide survey with one question:

“Would you please give your honest opinion about the solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?”

The survey was a huge failure.

In Eastern Europe they didn’t know what “honest” meant.

In Western Europe they didn’t know what “shortage” meant.

In Africa they didn’t know what “food” meant.

In China they didn’t know what “opinion” meant.

In the Middle East they didn’t know what “solution” meant.

In South America they didn’t know what “please” meant.

In the US they didn’t know what “rest of the world” meant.